Brown Paper Packages Tied Up with String....

So I forgot to mention that recently I got meself a new laptop. Yeah it's pretty swanky. I especially dig the keypad that automatically lights up when this little sensor decides that the room is too dark. Does it surprise you to know that I look at my hands when I type? Probably not. I think almost everyone does. I remember when I was taking piano lessons I was told that a good pianist looks at the music and not the keys. That way  you can see what you need to play next. I was way more about memorizing the music and  then looking at my hands to play it. Now I'm terrible at sight reading music, but I tell you something I kick musics ass when I have it memorized. Anyways I'm getting off topic. The reason I mentioned the computer in the first place was because I wanted to blog a list of my favorite possessions, besides the computer of course. Unlike the computer these things may not have cash value, but rather are dear to my heart. Plus they have pictures! I don't know how long the list will be either, I'm just going to start with item one and stop when I don't feel like telling you about my shit anymore. Here we go.

Emma and Mike's Road Trip

Well I just got back from vacation with my girlfriend Emma and it was quite the adventure! We took about four days (not counting the recovery day) and drove roughly 550 miles all around Minnesota and Wisconsin.  In case you didn't know we took a trip to Stillwater and then went to a second chance prom in Siren. I had so much fun and really came to appreciate Emma's companionship during the journey.I find it so hard to find people who I can tolerate for a long road trip, but also finding people who can tolerate me. Let me give you a brief account of our journey through the power of electronic text! Bam!

A whole lotta nuthin'

Do you know how big of a pain it is to find a single bedroom apartment? This blows dude. I had a place in January but I hesitated to grab it up and now I lost the opportunity. Fuckbeans. Anyways this post isn't going to be about anything in particular so if you'd rather read something with direction I suggest skipping this one. 

The Adventures of Mike the Outlaw: Episode 1

Breaking the law almost always has an element of fun. I don't mean murder or rape, dicks. I mean little stuff like speeding, skipping school or throwing frozen grapes at old people. One thing I like about breaking the law is that if you get caught, it can still make for a pretty funny story. If you break the law in Wisconsin, the record of your violation is kept online and is free to access on the Wisconsin Circuit Court Access webpage. You can type just about anyone's name into the thing and find records of their dirty deeds, usually in pretty good detail. Well I'm going to save you the trouble with a new series of blogs I am going to call The Adventures of Mike the Outlaw!

Barely worth reading

So it's been a while since my last post and there's a reason for that. I'm hitting one of those dreadful mid semester walls. I think everyone has had that feeling where they don't really feel like finishing the semester and would almost rather take a C in every class and call it good. Well last week I was sick with influenza. I call it influenza and not "the flu" because I think that's a stupid abbreviation for a virus. You don't call lukemia "the lukes". Anyways that was really just the catalyst for this feeling I think but the lapse has thrown off everything in my life so I think for my make-up blog I'm just going to do some bitching.