Shitty Chatroulette Conversation #1

Oh. Em. Gee. Mike posted another blog? So soon?! Yes that's right folks I had time this morning to do a quick little bullshit blog. I'm sure some of you have been on chatroulette before, but if you haven't I'll explain. Basically you get a webcam and cycle through the internet, being paired eventually with a random person. You can video chat with this stranger, or exchange a quick thumbs up, or just do what most people seems to do and just flash your junk. Anyways since I started using this website back a couple of years ago I have been exposed to a few silly and/or disgusting conversations that have made me laugh. So I decided to share at least one of those conversations with you! Enjoy!

Unimportant Things That (Most) People Don't Know About Me

Hello again fans! I bet you've all been waiting forever for me to finally update my blog! Well the wait is over after a long... whoa... fucking five months? Well... shit. Well anyways I've decided to spend some time ignoring homework and focusing on one of my favorite things (and yours too damn it): ME! Of course the problem tonight is the problem I always have when I want to write a filler blog. I just can't really think of anything great to write. I mean everything I write is great (obviously) but I prefer to blog about something REALLY great. Something that, when I read a year or so later, makes me want to send a letter to myself in the past telling past Mike that he's awesome and that he shouldn't worry about getting less awesome in the future because he (obviously) didn't.

Anyways today's format is another list. Now I've never been one for the whole "20 things you never knew about me" bullshit but I was hope that I could break away to a slightly more entertaining mode. So if you love me as much as I do and you have virtually nothing else to do for the next five minutes, please enjoy the following list of "Unimportant Things That No One Knows About Me" and I'll see you later.

Seniors vs. Kids: Who sucks more?

Hello again my loving fans! I bet all three of you are just dying for a new blog about a new blog featuring my complaints! What's that? There's only two of you now? Oh, well, that's fine I suppose. It could be worse I could be a stripper like this girl, or a tiny asian lesbian like this one. Yay for shameless plugs! (seriously, check out those blogs) Anyways today We're not just complaining, we're going to make a list! Once and for all we're going to find out who is worse to be around: children, or old poeple! Read on for more offensive paragraphs!

The (very) Fine Line

Hello again for the first time in 2012! It's been a good long while since my last post and once again I forgot just how much I like to write these blogs. It's kind of a stress reliever, ya know? Believe you me, I need one. Lot's of drama going on right now that I'd actually really love to write about, but alas, I have already had a predetermined topic for this post in my mind for a long time. Today I'm going to talk about that invisible yet seemingly terrifying line that offensive asshole like myself are destined to cross.