Shitty Chatroulette Conversation #1

Oh. Em. Gee. Mike posted another blog? So soon?! Yes that's right folks I had time this morning to do a quick little bullshit blog. I'm sure some of you have been on chatroulette before, but if you haven't I'll explain. Basically you get a webcam and cycle through the internet, being paired eventually with a random person. You can video chat with this stranger, or exchange a quick thumbs up, or just do what most people seems to do and just flash your junk. Anyways since I started using this website back a couple of years ago I have been exposed to a few silly and/or disgusting conversations that have made me laugh. So I decided to share at least one of those conversations with you! Enjoy!


 Just in case it's hard to figure out, "You" in this conversation is myself, and "Partner" is the person I was chatting with. This person did not have a webcam or a microphone at all, so for all I knew, it was a naked old dude that should have been caught by Chris Hansen.

Connected to somebody.



Location: United States, MA



Bio: I'm doing something naughty right now...



Age: 21



Gender: f




You: tax evasion????

Partner: no ..:

Partner: naughtier :)

You: movie piracy?

Partner: naughtier.. :)

Partner: put on ur thinking cap 

You: plagiarisation of music

Partner: no...MUCH naughtier :)

You: I'm close though right?

Partner: not really.. :)

You: shit um...

Partner: ...

You: identity theft?

Partner: no...more physical.. :)

You: shoplifting?

Partner: at this hour?? lol

You: 7/11

Partner: true...but no :)

You: okay I got this

You: you are

Partner: ...

You: illegally representing a political figure's likeness without the consent of the governing party?

Partner: no...try again.. :)

You: FUCK

You: I really thought i had that one

Partner: closer... lol

You: okay um

You: petty slander?

Partner: no..... :(

You: petty larceny?

Partner: nothing petty about it lol

You: grand larceny?!

Partner: not even grand lol

You: controlled substance trafficking

Partner: no.. :) try again..

You: You stole the one ring and do not intend to bring it to mordor?

Partner: lol

Partner: the precious??

You: the very same!

Partner: lol

You: I knew it!

Partner: no..

You: oh

You: okay well then obviously you have all three deathly hallows and intend to overthrow the ministry of magic

Partner: no...i'll give u a hint...

Partner: it feels really good...

You: ooohhh

You: arson!

Partner: lol

You: shit typo

You: I meant abortion

You: ZING!

Partner: no...u have no imagination :(

You: another hint maybe?

Partner: hmmmm........ it involves body parts

You: easy...

You: you work in one of those big anthropomorphic suits in disneyland as mickey mouse or goofy or something, and every time people take pictures of you, you secretly flip off their families

You: open and shut case
You: Did I get it right?
You: WELL?!?!