Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Shitty Chatroulette Conversation #2 (Burn Vitcim Penis)

That last post was super fun, and so, I did another one. This one tackles the concept of "cybersex" which is a term I've been familiar with ever since my penis and the internet started existing at the same time. The thing about "cybersex" is that you can't 100% guarantee that the person you are "cyberfucking" is in fact the person they claim to be. I know this from firsthand experience. Let me elaborate...

When I was maybe 14 I used to log on to any chat website that the Washburn school district's web server didn't block (i.e. every chat website) I would log onto chatrooms, and much like Chris Hansen's gang, I would pretend to be a thirteen year old girl from California (13/f/cali..duh) who wanted to "cyber" with older guys. I would engage these users in conversation, redirect my interests into phone sex, then give them a friends phone number. (usually my friend Jordan's due to his androgynous name) Hilarity ensued.

Unbeknownst to me, this was the catalyst that would eventually evolve into what is now known as "trolling" which I do regularly. In video games, on forums, hell even on my own facebook. Trolling is a great way to blow off steam on unsuspecting people who use the internet and also take themselves far too seriously.

So anyways, without further adieu, here is my most recent chatroulette troll. (and yes, my webcam was on)



Connected to somebody.

Location: United States, CA

Bio: bored,wet,and super horny ;)

Age:18

Gender: F

Gracie: hey
Mike: well hi
Gracie: whats up
Mike: well
Mike: I guess I'm kind of drunk
Gracie: cool
Gracie: im currently fingering
Mike: your butt?
Gracie: my pussy
Gracie: im bored
Mike: go on
Gracie: ok
Gracie: are you aroused?
Mike: only slightly
Gracie: mmmm im so wet
Gracie: dripping all over my bed
Gracie: its tight
Mike: just like an asian's eyes
Gracie: lol
Gracie: how big are  you?
Mike: about 6'1
Gracie: cool
Gracie dick size?
Mike: well I was about 7 inches
Mike: until the accident
Gracie: what accident?
Mike: well
Mike: one night I was chopping wood for my brother
Mike: it was his turn, but I owed him one
Mike: and our dad always kept a lit pipe in the outhouse, just in case he needed to smoke while he was getting away from my mum
Mike: anyways, I went to use the outhouse while I was splitting wood to keep my family warm

Gracie: ok
Mike: and the pipe fell onto the floor
Mike: which wouldn't have been a big deal...
Gracie: what happened??
Mike: but my brother had spilled lighter fluid on the toilet seat earlier that night
Gracie: omg
Mike: when he was filling up his zippo
Gracie: is this a true story??
Mike anyways some of it got on my cock while I was trying to take a shit
Gracie: do you have any scars or proof?
Mike: and it gave me 4th degree burns on the tip of my penis
Gracie: wow
Mike: I have scars
Mike: but I'm ashamed to show them to people
Mike: I haven't had sex since I was 17
Mike: because I'm afraid girls will be afraid of my burn victim penis
Gracie: im not a perv or anything, but im studying to become a doctor and was wondering if i could see. up to you
Mike: I don't know
Gracie: i wont judge
Mike: how do I just trust a stranger with my secret you know?
Gracie: who am i gonna tell?
Mike: that's true, but when I think about it it makes me sad
Mike: I mean I get horny too
Gracie: im sorry,
Mike: but can you imagine me trying to get a girl to care about my burn victim penis>
Mike: ?
Mike: it's just embarrassing
Gracie: its up to you, just wondering if i could see it from a doctors perspective
Mike: that makes me really nervous
Gracie: well ive never seen a burn victim before and was just wondering if i could see
Gracie: some day im going to have to treat a burn victim
Mike: well it's different when it's...down there
Mike: you know?
Gracie: thats why i wanna see cause ive never seen it before
Gracie: and probably never will otherwise
Mike: I've posted pics on the internet
Mike: I could link you...
Gracie: ok
Gracie: where are they?
Mike: hold on
Mike: I'll get you a link
Gracie: ok
Mike: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Gracie: you arent a burn victim
Mike: prove it!

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