Shitty Chatroulette Conversation #2 (Burn Vitcim Penis)

That last post was super fun, and so, I did another one. This one tackles the concept of "cybersex" which is a term I've been familiar with ever since my penis and the internet started existing at the same time. The thing about "cybersex" is that you can't 100% guarantee that the person you are "cyberfucking" is in fact the person they claim to be. I know this from firsthand experience. Let me elaborate...

When I was maybe 14 I used to log on to any chat website that the Washburn school district's web server didn't block (i.e. every chat website) I would log onto chatrooms, and much like Chris Hansen's gang, I would pretend to be a thirteen year old girl from California (13/f/cali..duh) who wanted to "cyber" with older guys. I would engage these users in conversation, redirect my interests into phone sex, then give them a friends phone number. (usually my friend Jordan's due to his androgynous name) Hilarity ensued.

Unbeknownst to me, this was the catalyst that would eventually evolve into what is now known as "trolling" which I do regularly. In video games, on forums, hell even on my own facebook. Trolling is a great way to blow off steam on unsuspecting people who use the internet and also take themselves far too seriously.

So anyways, without further adieu, here is my most recent chatroulette troll. (and yes, my webcam was on)

A funny (and slightly sexy) dream

 Hello! Today I've decide to give out a little information. Today is January 22nd, which is the anniversary of the births of DJ Jazzy Jeff and John Hurt, who is one of my favorite English actors. Today also marks the anniversary of the deaths of Heath Ledger and Lyndon B. Johnson. 

 Anyways I was sifting through old draft e-mails and I came across a dream that I had written down for some reason. I thought it was worth sharing so I've decided to incorporate it into my blog today. This dream I think was written down in 2009 I think. So yeah, here it is. Hooray!